Intimacy: The big reveal

The big reveal

By victoriassecret - 03/03/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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Pectus excavatum!

By Embarrassing Deformity - 29/07/2023 03:00

Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By weirdthingtosay - 21/11/2014 09:56 - United States - Kalama

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

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Absolute beginners

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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Drunkbunny 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:13

Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.

KayBizz 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:10

damn :( if he won't hit it u can holla at me :)

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Drunkbunny 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:13

Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.

cgysoccerfreak 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:16

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mattbeverly 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:20

lol win

almae 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:39

you're a prick

maggieisbatman 10

Saturday 4 January 2014 2:46

Dude...really? Just...really?

srwalker155210 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:20

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LaylaaMariee 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:37

You can't control that,? Unless you get breast implants, and those have longterm harmful effects. So yeah, shut your uneducated mouth the hell up :)

dcice13 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:24

that's not good. there are guys who find smaller boobs atravtive. I no I do.

simonsaysYDI 8

Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:11

it's not that they're small imagine a BIG balloon that slowly lost most of it's air it's all wrinkly Bleh

sks4613 1

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:27

that sucks feel sorry for him

IDigSmartLadies 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:29

WTF? Dicks get soft, especially when left alone to fumble around with a bra. Don't assume that he's not into you just because he didn't stay hard when you weren't touching him!

hcube 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:30

agreed

nathancif 1

Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:47

agreed

spiderman0606 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:28

agreed

lolfood 24

Sunday 31 March 2013 7:57

agreed

ZombieSazza 34

Friday 27 February 2015 1:42

agreed

pauliegon 18

Sunday 20 September 2015 15:21

agreed

KurouTenshi 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:34

just get down there and suck his dick back upright and tight! FFS don't just leave it up to his dick :/

thump_fml 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:36

it's our job to get hard, not the girls. but if something is wrong with your breasts, like scarring or a chemical burn, keep the lights off. better luck next time/man.