The language of love

By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
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Xquisite1 28

Yep and...YOU married him.

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LadyGore 12

Now you need to come up with a way to get him back even grosser. Make him regret doing it and see the humor in it, not the disgust. :P

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supportcommand 17

Next time you 69 let one rip on him. Sorry. Was that too far?

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PipingMouse 14

Yes. That is disgusting. It would ruin the mood.

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Suks2beeme 7

It WOULD be sweet revenge, mood killer or not.

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Ikickmidgets 11

I do the same thing to my fiance! she'll wait until I'm asleep to get me back...just fight dirty, he may learn....or not, I didn't learn!

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maskedman 9

Whenever a guy asks you to spoon HIM expect something inappropriate to happen.

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pregnantpianist 2

Lol I meant my bf does the same thing except he pins me and farts on my face, chest and stomach. :P

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Soloman212 28

Oh, of course that's what you meant. How could I not have gotten that?

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THExistentialist 13

100 is your profile for real? the same is true for me. we should be junkie firend like.... people.

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pregnantpianist 2

My iPod ****** itself in the middle of me typing. My bad.

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Iknowsomestuff 9

Let him fork you and then knife him. I don't know why I wrote that.

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