The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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GoW_Chick 14

Awww his love took your breath away! :)

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Was it an "omg omg" panic attack, or just a random panic attack....

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perdix 29

You should have said, "You are the Egg McMuffin of boyfriends." This is why we watch TV -- to have pre-rehearsed lines in store for awkward social situations. I always have a Twix bar in my hand to stuff in my mouth in case I need to stall.

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RedPillSucks 31

A Twix bar? Damn it. I know I was doing it wrong...

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perdix 29

#27, I know! We are doomed! I consider myself an independent, critical thinker yet even I am coerced by these mind-control techniques (aka, advertising) I even had to try a McRib!

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DrMime 10

Have you tried McDonald's new 'McClogger'? It's not diabetic! It's dia-wsome!

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perdix 29

No, I'm not even tempted at the moment because I've never heard of it. However, once I start getting bombarded by the ads, I'm sure I'll obediently march in and purchase whatever my corporate overlords tell me to. (I'm contemplating trying a KFC Double Down but the disgustingness of it is still running way ahead of the weak marketing campaign to properly condition me.) How depressing...

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JohnnyxViet 0

she's probably shocked because she never expected him to say that.

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pinkcrayola 0

That's what I was thinking. Although I suppose it could have been fear or just random too.

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newlove_fml 0

It could be random, and thats what makes this funny. Imagine. "I love you." "OH MY GOD DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON AT HOME?! *wheeze*"

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murdersquirrel 15

Sounds like a panic attack and an anxiety attack are the same thing.

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doorick 4

I believe you spelled the username wrong

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joee182 3

that must have been awkard

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ZielZone 4

Can you hear the flushing sound?? That would be your relationship going down the toilet

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Bigbadbabe445 0

Be nice man , they were scared

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Enslaved 36

Maybe the OP panicked because she knows a guy that says "I love you" first on his own, is code for- Now is the time to convince her to try anal. I could be wrong butt I don't think that I am. HahahahH

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GoW_Chick 14

What, what, in the butt...

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Kog_Hiro 17

Enslaved, thats how it starts. First I love you, then the 6 part plan to getting her to do anal. And did anyone else notice that OP's name was spelt wrong?

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perdix 29

That's the hole truth and nothing butt the truth.

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