The moment when…

By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

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Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
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brooklyngirl_fml 0

Stop ******* in your mom's house.

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Darkon 0

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NGM_47 0

Well, let's hope that's all your mom saw....

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Phegasus 0

If I was a parent I'd rather my kids get theirs in my house than out on the streets.

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0___0 9

So teenagers have to be secretive about their sex lives, but old ladies at target can talk about how much they "love toys" ? :(

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shadowsx1101 0

LMAO. I remember that FML! Great job using it as an example!!! =D at OP: that sucks. But, at least you got those urges taken care of

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Mulada 0

No, old people still have to keep their sexual enjoyment a secret.

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GoDrCoW 0

@88: They should. But they do not.

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skim1994 0

Lmao well at least he was smart enough to make you stop, cause otherwise your mom would have seen it all.

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sbarre1 0

Lol.. I was just about to post the same thing. :)

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flex_able 0

FYL i almost had the smae thing happen when i was in my teens, my 16th b-day party to be exact. my mother and step father went out drinking so i could have a party at home and when they came back i was riding my man on the couch...they almost came down when the phone rang in time.... it was a good thing they used the top door and forgot why they wanted to come down after the call lol

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sportastef 0

My interpretation: He was at the front door because he was leaving, and if so YDI for giving a handjob in an open room.

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plexico 3

Next time he comes over, maybe you won't be there, but your mom will. . .

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christopherlove 0

You say your mom watched the whole thing. Does that include the sex? Were you and your boyfriend out in the main part of the house? Need more info to determine if YDI.

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