The moment when…

By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

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Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
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brooklyngirl_fml 0

Stop ******* in your mom's house.

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Darkon 0

Correction we are animals : Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Subphylum: Vertebrata Class: Mammalia Subclass: Theria Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Primates Suborder: Anthropoidea Superfamily: Hominoidea Family: Hominidae Genus: **** Species: sapiens

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Zorrorulz 0

Bolt ur door n check for webcams before you make out.. haha... its really embrassin...

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breakthesky 0

Lock the door? Or at least people can knock... That is awkward nonetheless.

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kristindabomb 12

Have some respect for your mom. If you and your boyfriend don't have your own place, or money for a hotel room to **** in, then you probably shouldn't be having sex anyway!

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couragewolf9001 0

Get over yourself. Parents know what sex is.

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Jaywin 3

Not everyone waited until they had their own place or money for a hotel room to have sex. The first time I had sex in my parent's house was in a game room with no door. It was quite a thrill

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englishmuffin 0

anarkistsdream : You're just acting stupid, right? You can't actually be that stupid...

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GoDrCoW 0

@44: Says the fat, lonely elderly virgin.

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guitar43 0

haha ohh that makes interesting dinner conversation

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shadowsx1101 0

lol. " So Bob, guess what i caught our Daughter doing?" "What did she do???" "I found her giving a man a handjob this morning" Ah, so hilarious

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Guitar_String 0

YDI for being too much of an idiot to not know your "Whos" from your "Whoms"

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shewasalmost18 0

she was prolly jealous anyway

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

#23 - your sixteenth birthday... /facepalm

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flex_able 0

really???? you care that much???? to make a point of it??? but not the fact the i said b-day instead of birthday??? this is a place for people to rant about stupidity??

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flex_able 0

since i could not delete or add to ^^^^^^ really???? you care that much???? to make a point of it??? but not the fact the i said b-day instead of birthday??? this is a place for people to rant about stupidity?? i have passed my highschool english classes and now prefer to use short forms, dont act like this site is the basis of everyones day to day interactions lol....or writtings

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GabriLee 0

Pretty sure they were commenting on the age, not the grammar.

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englishmuffin 0

The excessive use of question marks is annoying. One is enough, thanks.

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flex_able 0

please feel free not to read it but i can see how that might be upseting and if it was for the age, 16 year olds do a lot now a days, 10 years ago was the same, get over it.

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Guitar_String 0

@75: I wouldn't necessarily care about this, but based on the words you type, you're clearly retarded.

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Quin_fml 0

i'm assuming "writtings" isn't shorthand for "writings", though.

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flex_able 0

your opinion is noted, now why should i care for it? oh thats right, because we are on a sight for people to act foolish (does nobody get that). why you on here? again this also brings the question, if everyone on this site is SO smart and perfect and right ALL the time then why would you be on here to begin with? this place is for having fun and NOT worring about the petty things, i could be wrong lol

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flex_able 0

that was on purpose lol, but thank you for taking the time to try and edit

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haxromana 2

I love how all the people who are commenting that you should maybe exercise a little willpower and not **** while your parents are around are "fat, lonely virgins." If it's a totally binary distinction, I'd rather be the fat, lonely virgin than the raging **** that can't keep his/her legs closed until they have the house to themselves.

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