The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
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genius_man16 0

She was the one who wanted to bribe you. WTF is her problem?

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alexthedude 0

@2: or she could have simply taken it all off and had a good time everywhere else. xD

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HarperGirl 4

are you out of your freaking mind what the hell is wrong with you that would hurt and make you a total ass i mean seriously, i don't care if she did punch him (which is bad) would you like her to put a cattle prod to your nuts p.s. is a cattle prod the one that shocks your or burns you either way thought that would hurt like hell

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RiceballMD 0

it's her own damn fault!

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capgray 0

a ******** in a black dress? sounds like a james bond movie

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sswss 0

Judging by your pic, I can tell. I bet you give amazing head. Good looking girls like you are hard to come by. Or should I say cum by

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SaturnE_fml 0

Who gives a shit who's fault the mess was, or why it was a bribe? She shouldn't be hitting her boyfriend. Given this scenario: "Today, my boyfriend convinced me to stay at home when his parents came by for dinner by giving me a romantic massage, while kissing me. I got aroused and left a snail trail on his pants, so he broke my nose." She deserved to be hit?

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