The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
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genius_man16 0

She was the one who wanted to bribe you. WTF is her problem?

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geemister 0

she should have swallowed or taken the dress off before. Get rid of her cause she hit you in the balls.

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ohnoyouDINT 0

You: Mouth-breathing man-child who allows himself to be controlled with sexual favors as leverage. Her: Abusive cuntwad with shitty ******* skills. F both your L's....you were made for each other.

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Crazyseth 0

nice but that sucks why would she give u one in the dress she's going out in so that's her fault

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lolatflyingducks 0

#236 owns.

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loserface1994 0

see thats why she needs to learn to swallow. keep it clean.

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ABbaby 10

she's giving u a BJ....wtf did she think would happen? y was it AWAY from her mouth? lol FYL though for the punch in the nuts

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xHannahxSuicidex 0

bitch should have swollowed then this problem would have never happened

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dvs01 0

Domestic violence sucks. Dump her ass.

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BLiNdZoRz 3

People who are saying stuff like "AIM" are girls. Cumming is different from urination, it can shoot everywhere at a time. Even if you use your hand. It never lands where you want it too.

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torrent_fml 5

at least ur gf gave u one. my gf even can't give a nice one

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99MDC 0

Wait until she's asleep and put a cattleprod to her clit.

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