Health, Poopoo peepee, Insects and Painful: The red knob incident - FML

The red knob incident

By Bee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

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Top comments

musicpirate456 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:11

that bee was PISSED!

evangldbrg 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:07

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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Ykk_fml 2

Monday 31 August 2009 21:11

don't think with your dick, it's not a toy;)) all idea you have holding your dick is not a good idea, don't think what you can do with, piss. ps: electric wire isn't a good idea neither

oogyboogy 6

Monday 31 August 2009 21:18

hi I'm oogyboogy the professional in fml translating. most, not all, fml's are exaggerated and i am here to bring out the true fml in them. Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the hand. FML

posampo 0

Monday 31 August 2009 21:38

why? this isnt even funny, my friend once had a bee sting the inside of her mouth when she yawned so who says it didnt sting him on his penis? To a bee its just more skin stop trying to be funny and go back to being a douche, obviously you're fairly good at it

shopping456xoxo 0

Monday 31 August 2009 21:24

YDI.

KillU2009 0

Monday 31 August 2009 21:30

Dont **** with nature! -his Holyness The Dahli Lahma

plexico 3

Monday 31 August 2009 21:38

Don't pee on a bee! Colony Collapse Disorder is wiping out our little pollinating buddies, and we don't need assholes (another well-deserved spot for a painful sting) like you murdering them for sport. The good news is that will be the last honey you're going to get for a while! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zakimus 0

Monday 31 August 2009 21:48

you idiot!! YOU PISSED ON A BEE, you deserved exactly what u got man, poor lil bee just buzzing along and u decided to be a jerk and piss on it. moral of the story, don't be a dick with ur dick I guess

x_Leopard_x 1

Monday 31 August 2009 22:02

Poor bee. =(

Fling13 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:02

That must have been one pissed off bee!

Lunasis 14

Friday 11 July 2014 15:01

*facepalms* goddammit puns...

roobear 2

Monday 31 August 2009 22:06

YDI - don't piss on bees. Lesson learned I hope...

pshnoway 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:11

Ahah that was pretty stupid. You deserved it for trying to pee on an insect that normally gets angry when it gets wet.

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