The red knob incident

By Bee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0

that bee was PISSED!

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evangldbrg 0

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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Comments

thewonkits 0

You shouldn't have been pissing on anyone, that's just ****** up. But getting stung... down there... is just an unfitting punishment... I'd rather get a knife stuck through my hand then to get KICKED in the nads, and stings hurt a lot more than kicks.

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DbeX 0

YDI. What the hell do you think would happen???

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Irunintowalls09 0

LOL I know right #55! If I was bee and someone pissed on me I'd sting your "knob" too! Lmao.

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Irunintowalls09 0

LOL bet you won't do that again will ya? Lmao. Good job! Good thing your not allergic tho, which is probably why you came up with the "good" idea.

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bosshaug 0

How is this on the site? I don't think it's funny at all

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feminist19 0

YDI, if you want real pain try giving birth, and dont piss on the ground

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mister_moops 0

your dumb cries about labor pain have no place here.

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oolookabadbunny 0

Mr. Moops, look at her name, it explains it all. Last time I checked, people can't get an epidural to ease the pain of a bee-stung dick. If you can't take the labor pain, wrap it up or take a pill. Still, OP, YDI for trying to piss on a bee? They get revenge and die trying.

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Starchild21 3

So did the bee think there was honey on the dick? lol his dick looked like a flower hahah _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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ayashe 2

Uh, aren't people taught when they're like 6 years old that you're not supposed to swat at bees? That only makes them angry.

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movies12 0

Why the HELL would you try pissing on a bee, don't u know they get more mad.

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