The scientific method

By really - 21/06/2012 05:30 - United States - Bonney Lake

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Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML
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JacobWat 6

You're a ******* terrible person for being with this person. You're a ******* dumbass, and so is he. Go kill yourself.

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MathewBlack 14

That is a slightly harsh thing to say..

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hotPinklipstick 24

Wow, angry much? That seems a little too harsh, maybe you should seek anger management.

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peachesncreem 21

Sheesh. Looks like someone's wearing their cranky pants today!

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xalba 9

Maybe you should take your own advice! Why the hell would you tell someone to kill themselves ... Your a terrible person, jackass

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Drizzelhell 3

This guy just jealous that he cant **** on a stick.

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ultra_notorious 26

Wow, I've written far less mean things that have been moderated.

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kyz_xox 11

Woah there, what was that all about?

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zandalee 19

Jacobtwat- strikes again... Yawn. Probably a bored 12 year old boy

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HungerGames95 13

Let's hope HE doesn't reproduce...

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fordman22 0

11 is just angry cause he has a smalll wieeener

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Shadomasta 5

HEY!!! HEY!! HEY! Hey. hey..... Stop it................Stop it.

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Dracoboxer357 35

12- Considering pregnancy testers detect hormone levels in a girl's urine, not semen content in her uterus, I suspect not. :P

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downtime 12

And now you know what activity you should never engage in with him again...

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jaytee1994 9

Already to late... Why would she have a pregnancy test unless she thought she was... Just saying.

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Awsumuzzie 12

52, great idea! Except the boyfriend doesn't have to be pregnant to buy a test. I'm sure if she needed it, she wouldn't let him waste it like that either.

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Dracoboxer357 35

64- I kind of visualized that Op bought and used the tester, and showed the boyfriend it was negative. He then thought, "Hmm, I wonder....." * .......fap fap fap fap....FAP!* Boyfriend: Aww, that didn't work? Op: O.o ("....What an idiot.....") ;P

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downtime 12

52, I think the word 'again' kind of gives away that I was already aware of this. Just saying.

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SLEinTN 7

Thank your lucky stars that the test was negative and do not become a breeder with this one.

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darwinism 30

No. His nomination can be reviewed, but at this stage I can only agree to a "Honourable Mention". But, there is no doubt that OPs boyfriend has the potential to be a future Darwin Award laureate. As with all nominees, we wish them all the luck because they are obviously in need of it.

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ultra_notorious 26

Did you learn him that the test is used to measure hormone levels in a female's urine?

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thewlett93 3

Have you "learnt" the proper way to use "learn" yet?

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laden_swallow09 34

That was supposed to be an either a *learnt or *teach. Damn my fingers, I wasn't fast enough!

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ThisBiatchFMLs 5

Whats it with all the girls and their douchey boyfriends in here?

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JulietRose 10

Because good guys are hard to find.

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MathewBlack 14

Because if they had good boyfriends they wouldn't have to post things on FML..

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cptmorgan6 8

How is he "douchey"? Seems to me he's just a little slow.

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ThisBiatchFMLs 5

what i mean is alot of the post seems to be from girls complaining about their boyfriends/husbands, if theyre really that dissappointed why not just leave the guy instead of bitch about their guy online?

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achurchi3605 5

For all of you who are still wondering if this works or not it dosent. The reason is when you are pregnant the hormone levels in your body change. Since there is so much "activity" going on in there the extra hormones are expelled from your body through your pee. The pregnancy test then reads the levels of hormones. And that is how a pregnancy test works.

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TeddyB88 4

Thank you word master. Wherever would we be without you correcting the spelling of everyone even though we know what they mean. Your apostrophe made a world of difference

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kurtXD 0

But **** has lots of baby's sp wouldent it become positive 4 000 000 times

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MEM0817 18

That's special... And by that, I mean he.

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