Intimacy: The scientific method

The scientific method

By really - 21/06/2012 05:30 - United States - Bonney Lake

Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend ate glitter. When I asked him why he would do such an insane thing, he replied, "I wanted my jizz to sparkle." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

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You deserved it 3 137

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 12 273

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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You deserved it 232

By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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You deserved it 332

By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 21:37 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 6 008

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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You deserved it 1 238

By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 05:24 - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML

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You deserved it 8 415

By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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zaksyak 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:08

You Can't?

xoxosuperbad 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:07

You hit the jackpot there

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drumrgonewild 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:19

Darwin is rolling over in his grave right now...

Biohive 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:27

I lawl'd so hard.

newbiehere99 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:40

What's lawl'd?

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:49

Disambiguation of "LOL"

RNsista 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:35

i hope you never have positive pne while youre with him

newbiehere99 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:38

Creative ;)

183933 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:45

What a Fucktard

Bree12345 15

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:45

yo boyfriend iz stoopid

Ch4osCosmo 3

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:50

Typical grammatically incorrect black woman

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:52

I dunno. She looks racially ambiguous from this picture.

badgerbadger8 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:47

Why would he want to?

myriane_fml 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:49

/facepalm

tashapasha 11

Thursday 21 June 2012 16:00

What a retard! He needs to GO!

noisebox 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 16:02

Just another guy whose looking for any excuse to blow a wad....

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Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML

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Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say, "Fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "Pollo frito". I then had sex, constantly saying "Pollo frito" for an hour. I later realized I was saying "Fried chicken." FML

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The scientific method

Same thing different taste

Not a biology major

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