The scientific method

By really - 21/06/2012 05:30 - United States - Bonney Lake

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Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML
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wilbert1995 0

And it doesn't work??

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MrFuzzles 5

Did you actually stand there and let him do it? If so, then you may have just as many problems as he does. If not, I'm not sure why you're still with such an idiot.

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CharlieeBabiee 2

So having a big wiener means you can be a retard and get away with it? Makes perfect sense. You're about as stupid as he is.

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Cinderella_Man 10

Charliee, best reply EVER! I was thinking the same.

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izzygarcia 0

Ohh wow what is he a kindergartner? -____-

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superswagbro 7

I don't think most kindergarteners are capable of jizzing.

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newbiehere99 6

Says the one who's pic looks like it was taken at recess ...

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laden_swallow09 34

63 - NO kindergarteners are capable of jizzing… unless they're an adult with the mind of one, but that defeats the label.

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lowie89 7

Kindergardeners*** How are you guys spelling it wrong?? Common sense..

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Spiral_Thoughts 19

Kindergarten and kindergarteners, actually (although until a moment ago I was not aware that one could add the suffix -er to the word kindergarten). See, kinder is German for "children" and garten is German for "garden". Basically, a children's garden. And your arbitrary use of the phrase "common sense" irks me to my apple core.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I think there's two ways of spelling it. Either that, or you're just wrong.

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sporty1200xlr 6

I tried to erase the comment after I saw it stated already. Dang it!

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OfficeNinja 5

Don't let him get you knocked up. The planet's idiot quota is full.

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Bikrbum 6

Wow what an idiot!! Sure you want to procreate with him?

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CharlieeBabiee 2

You should be happy there... You got one smart cookie for a boyfriend.

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Ch4osCosmo 3

I liked your comment cause i would **** you ;) + my name's charlie..

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Dracoboxer357 35

81- Wow, you seem like one classy guy. First words out of your mouth to a girl you see online consists of "I would **** you." This your normal approach with all women you meet? How pleasant. :p

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MissAmz 7

Oh my. Someone obviously doesn't know how they work.. : /

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perdix 29

He CAN make the pregnancy test positive by jizzing in you ;) BTW, he's not a total moron, the test inidcates the presence of a hormone, but it's not testosterone. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt that he just got the wrong hormone.

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unpossible 26

Also, the FML doesn't indicate that he ejaculated on the stick, just that he thought about it. Maybe this guy isn't so bad.

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