Transportation, Underwear and Kids: The worst

The worst

By mommylovesu - 15/03/2011 02:25 - United States

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 14:35 - Taiwan

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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Norther 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:50

WTF is wrong with you?!

Awahso 25

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

Why didnt you just run out anyway?

Comments

solberner 4

Thursday 17 March 2011 6:42

she was in her house and she was with her daughter nothing wrong with that.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 17 March 2011 6:46

They weren't in a car, they were in their house. Where are you even getting the idea that they were in a car?

takemewithy0u 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 14:46

Don't you at least have pajamas on before getting your kids ready. I would've ran out in my underwear!

rnunez117_fml 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 14:54

**** up

varkey 7

Friday 18 March 2011 4:44

wtf is wrong with you, put some clothes on first YDI

koryman101 1

Friday 18 March 2011 4:57

wow all ten thousand people who said she deserved it are ******* morons. if she ran out in her underwear in front of 5 year old kids she could very easily be charged as a sexual offender for public indecency in front of minors and be a sex offender for life you ignorant retards.

Anaxes 5

Friday 18 March 2011 10:36

One up.

anonymous595 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:24

ur not:-)

dontworry101 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:40

I would have gladly ran out to my daughter in my underwear....who cares. You werent totally naked

Punkpoptart1119 20

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:45

You should've gone out there anyway..and why didn't you put pants on in the morning? At least something to cover yourself up if someone comes to the door or something..you totally deserve this one..not only because you can't get dressed in the morning, but also because you didn't go and help your little girl when she fell. I wouldn't have cared if I was in some short shorts and a skimpy pj shirt, I still would've gone out to help. YDI.