This sparks joy

By Repethetic - 02/04/2015 12:20 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML
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majesticprincess 19

Buy the couch. **** him On the couch. Therefore you'll have an ****** times two. You're welcome

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lazyslumber 18

Wow you have an innovative alternative to ****

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Vestin 18

Dump him and move in with the furniture. Trust me on this, I'm an expert in FML relationship advice.

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fuckedPriceless 17

Commas are important OP. I read this as: "I was making the same noise I make when I ****** in reaction to furniture", implying you ****** in reaction to furniture often haha

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ana_lee_bonde 17

I understood what OP meant on the first read despite the error.

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Repethetic 25

r00d nah but seriously, I tried. I had to edit so many times to get any decent info across. play nice :(

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chocolatelover96 14

That's not so bad. If you had actually had an ****** over some furniture on the other hand. ...

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Based_Muhmd 12

I can't really imagine what sound you make.

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Repethetic 25

op here: it's a sort of soft moan, luckily for me. that would have been awkward.

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Redgy22 26

good wood is good wood

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