Shopping, Furniture and Love: This sparks joy

This sparks joy

By Repethetic - 02/04/2015 12:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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By slypher25aussie - 09/11/2012 07:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

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By missingcharlie - 17/08/2009 02:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By shopper242 - 22/11/2010 12:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By Oops - 03/01/2016 19:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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majesticprincess 19

Thursday 2 April 2015 17:49

Buy the couch. **** him On the couch. Therefore you'll have an ****** times two. You're welcome

kelseysking 26

Thursday 2 April 2015 17:46

That's hilarious, glad I don't do that

Comments

MasterBob_fml 14

Thursday 2 April 2015 21:57

hard wood is good wood

Repethetic 25

Friday 3 April 2015 0:49

OP here. I just wish to specify that it was in fact a carved wooden screen, worth over $3200. If that doesn't make you want to moan then I don't even know how to please you. Also, the boyfriend's fine in bed, we'll leave him out of this. I think I'm just sexually attracted to Japanese furniture.

rene22 18

Friday 3 April 2015 5:31

Seems like it's more like "f his life" if you're moaning at a wooden screen and he's only "fine" in bed

skyeyez9 24

Friday 3 April 2015 2:26

I hope you weren't making the "O" face as well.

Cassandra2015 21

Friday 3 April 2015 2:41

Must have been some good looking furniture !

The_weird_one_2 13

Friday 3 April 2015 5:31

When me and my boyfriend play cod and I get killed apparently I make a sound similar to the one I make when I ******

AllSoul 23

Saturday 4 April 2015 1:33

Really? I'm forever insulting them.

Matt32179 8

Friday 3 April 2015 12:08

That's hilarious you gotta give it to him if you saw him making the same noise cause of something awesome he's seeing as when he's orgasming im pretty sure you'd laugh get over yourself OP.