Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
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Welshite 39

Relationships are built on more than sex. You might need to reevaluate your attraction to him.

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Andurrr 3

I'm not sure if he lasted for a couple of seconds, or if you wear an astronaut suit every day.

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mykelinva 4

I was with this girl and we had a severe mutual crush on each other that built over time. First time we had sex, I lasted about 2 pumps and a quiver. I do a lot better with her now....after 25 years of marriage. Give him another chance.

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vbmg152 18

Exactly! Been there, don't that! Been married 24 years! These young kids don't get it! It's all about the moment for them! Congrats!!!

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starlexis 2

Sometimes someone youve liked for so long, really isnt right for you. Though i know exectly where your coming from. Ive liked someone for 4years and we use to talk then he randomly stopped. I just spent the night with him yesturday, he snored so loud i couldnt sleep. lol

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gxkon 5

Well just get the first one out of the way. Round two is way better anyway.

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evilpokey 11

he should be ready for a reload straight away than

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Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Take it as a Complement He was really into you so Attracted he finished early. It was probably a fluke not something that always happens

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kimg0885 23

As the great Missy Elliott once wrote: " I don't want no minute man"

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KiddNYC1O 20

FYL for quoting Missy Elliot. =P

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AH1Zviper 15

I can't believe I just now noticed that my little pony in your profile pic is holding a joint. I though it was just shrugging its shoulders.

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CharresBarkrey 15

I'd much rather see a Missy Elliot quote than a stupid ******* Drake or Lil Wayne quote.

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rebeccac3 5

It's always better the second time! He was just nervous and excited about that good good!

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oceanrain 4

Wow you're a bitch, you feel enough for him to like him for 5 years but not to understand that that happens sometimes..

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tcdaboss 2

Maybe he liked you so much he couldn't hold it in

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