Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
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Welshite 39

Relationships are built on more than sex. You might need to reevaluate your attraction to him.

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Andurrr 3

I'm not sure if he lasted for a couple of seconds, or if you wear an astronaut suit every day.

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jarockstar27 10

Maybe he was so turned on by you he couldn't help it?....i dunno thats one way to look at it OP. Plus if your attraction to him is purely sexual then you need to reevaluate your choice in men....

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MorganBrown 8

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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NicoleAshley10 0

He could have a premature ejaculation problem. You can't get mad at him if he does have that problem.

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dupot420 9

I second that. You bad

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perdix 29

According to my reckoning, he lasted five years! That's pretty good. So, one shitty performance after a five-year wait, and you're putting your clothes on right away? Can't you give the guy another chance? When I was younger, it was my second coming that redeemed the disappointing speed of my original sin.

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Enslaved 36

Haha you make your first ****** sound like it's the sacrificing of a lamb. ;)

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gregkingsley 4

U must be hot than.

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Pikachu17 13

I approved of this moderation.... They grow up so fast

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TattooedMonster 10

Same thing happened to me :/

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afropuffjake 9

He must have been crushing on you too... How about a second round then?

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