Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
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Welshite 39

Relationships are built on more than sex. You might need to reevaluate your attraction to him.

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Andurrr 3

I'm not sure if he lasted for a couple of seconds, or if you wear an astronaut suit every day.

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brent0007 2

According to a course about sex I took in university, anything longer than 30 seconds is sheer willpower. We are designed to get as many women pregnant as possible. You should take it as a compliment it means your not fugly.

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then000bster 16

Who takes an entire college course on sex? Since it was a class you can guarantee there wasn't any hands-on experience.

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Epikouros 31

I think you're confusing humans with bonobos.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Gentlemen always remember foreplay!

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Gremlinswife 13

Maybe he has been equally crushing on you OP and the intensity of finally getting what he wanted was too overwhelming for him. I would take it as a compliment :)

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SkoomaKi 27

You better run, I have an arsenal of "not original" comments on standby.

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klovemachine 24

Thank you, 20 :) I'm glad somebody said it

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cocoskitty 3

If he's a teen, that's no surprise. Teen guys are all like that. They get better as they get older

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trippythehippy 6

Although it sucks for you, keep in mind 2 things. 1 if its been a while for him or 2 you just had him over worked, either of these could attribute Pme. But it does repost the question. Why do they say men suffer from Pme? He got what he wanted. As most women can attest. It's WOMEN who actually suffer from Pme.

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MR_RODSQUAD 11

He must have lasted a couple of hours then.

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SkoomaKi 27

Well, damn OP. You are just too good for him. I mean the guy should be able to last 20 minutes at least, right? Oh and did I mention he should know how to give multiple orgasms too? It looks like he can't improve or do anything about it. Shame.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Another reason they're called crushes... Your expectations or hopes sometimes get crushed! Sorry OP!

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