By TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57

Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML
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MDoremis 38

She needed more room for her cheese, obviously.

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anonymoususer070 17

I definitely don't miss working in the restaurant business, the whole "the customer is always right" thing would drive me crazy especially in times like that..hopefully she doesn't complain there's too much cheese next. Good luck OP!

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seemetrot_fml 16

Maybe she meant she wanted more other vegetables

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brezzyanna 17

Once, I ordered a salad from Subway and they asked me "would you like lettuce in that?"

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freddygasman 18

You can actually get a salad without lettuce at subway. I like mine with spinach instead of lettuce.

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Catdragon 40

You should have given her one lettuce leaf and the whole bag of cheese. That's how I like my salads. Oh and don't forget to toss it

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freddygasman 18

Yes, because everyone likes their salad tossed.

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Idiotskillme 20

"Yes, I'd like a salad, not too much lettuce and extra cheese. On second thought, forget the lettuce, just cheese. Put all the cheese you have on it."

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fishinpink 20

You know why she's so rigid, right? She probably hasn't pooped in a year! ? unless she is lactose intolerant in which case I hope she has plenty of Charmin, A&D ointment and a never-ending supply of Febreeze.

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smallfeetbigtoes 7

Maybe she wanted more in her salad besides lettuce and cheese?

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