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Rude people everywhere! Sorry OP. New friends are in your future.
I don't think doormen are allowed to kick someone out or not let them in for such a stupid reason. Plus, your friends are douchebags.
That's the whole way clubs work. Hot girls are let in, others aren't.
How did any of the jersey shore people get into clubs ever? :p
camera crews and money is how they made it in.
Maybe you ought to go to the zoo and find some new friends. With your luck, I'll bet all the male baboons are tit-baboons and not arse-baboons.
Hey look, the asshole bouncer added a comment. Go be a **** somewhere else.
#42, do you realize you just insulted Perdix? You're in for a world of hurt buddy, have fun in the ninth circle of hell!
So witty, 86. I can barely handle the amount of effort that went into that retort. Teach me your ways, O wise one.
I see. So this wasn't a one-off? Perdix is always a bully? You sound like a lackey. Do you get treats and a pat on the head or just the privilege of blowing him once in a while? No-one who would be so mean to someone hurting like this OP deserves any kind of deference.
No need to be bitchy, 132. The only point we're trying to make is to get to rod out of your snooty ass and realize that perdix always makes offensive comments that he intends in a joking manner. Bottom line: don't take anything he says seriously, or you're gonna have a bad time.
It was a bastard remark after what would have been a really humiliating and hurtful experience for the OP. It's not like I was the only one voting it into invisibility. Why support someone in being mean just because they always do it?
I understand your Sympathy for the OP, but as I said before: 98% of perdix's comments, no matter how blatantly rude and/or offensive they may seem, are not meant to be taken seriously. It's almost always sarcasm or a joke. In fact, the only couple times I've seen him serious is when: 1.) He got into an argument with someone about men driving a Prius (which he owns), this one was months ago, and 2.) When some asshat named Stephan got into a similar argument about perdix's MO, but was too stubborn and idiotic to take the advice being given to him. He's been doing this since the beginning of FML and nobody seems to have had a problem with it since, except maybe the people that can't take a joke. So, in conclusion, even if you disagree, either thumb it down and move on or don't acknowledge it, because it's not going to change any time soon.
That sucks OP some friends you got there show how much more fun you can have without them!
You gotta make better friends
I don't see why everyone's ganging up on the bouncer. He's given instructions to allow only hot-looking people in -- that's how you keep a club "fancy." Needless to say, I've never been to a "fancy" club.
Trouble is, being 'hot' is a matter of opinion. They also let in any guy ever so the ladies don't even get a pick of the 'hot' guys. I hate to be 'that' person, but it's one of those places where sexism is accepted and even expected with no negative consequences.
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Those aren't your friends.
Shitty bouncer. Shittier friends.