By Brandee - 05/03/2010 01:39 - Canada

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
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ipwnallmen 10

sooooo his meds arent working for him then? *faves*

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SealClubber 0

Incest. A game the whole family can play. You know what they say. Incest is best, put your cousin to the test!

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aussie_girl_fml_fml 0

Karen: You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that. Karen: What? He's a good kisser. Gretchen: He's your cousin. Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin. Gretchen: Right. Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins... Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh. Karen: That's not right, is it? Gretchen: That is so not right.

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neverStopLaughin 0

lol!!!!! i loooovvveee that movie! Anyway....OP, tell his or your parents so they know. That's just...weird. Block him too.

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da_prince 0

where do u live? the south?!?!?

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SpamPam 18

64 your comment is highly offensive.

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reeesa 0

o__o are you sure he wasn't hacked?

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perdix 29

Once you leave Louisiana, that IS an FML! Otherwise, laissez les bon temps rouler, Boudreaux!

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xundria 5

I live in Louisiana and I haven't boned my cousin or thought of it either... >.>

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perdix 29

Je suis desolee, mon ami, that you have ugly cousins :D When I visited La, I tried to convince a girl that I WAS her cousin. It worked ;) Ooh-la-la!

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xundria 5

I don't speak French either, lol.

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perdix 29

I said, "I'm sorry, my friend." That could be the problem -- maybe you had two pretty cousins invite you to a ménage a trois and you missed out because you didn't understand French.

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xundria 5

Maybe so! Damn you french people, damn you! lol

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TheNewGuy03 28

i'm from new orleans, and i haven't boned my cousin. :] |the kid|

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Sparkiee93 3

lmao "What's wrong, Kaila (or whatever your name may be) family reunions will be so much simpler this way.." Heh, I kid, but it's seriously creepy, show your parents, or his...

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