By Brandee - 05/03/2010 01:39 - Canada

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
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dtm1973 0

My boyfriend and ME. Not "I". A picture of me. That is my biggest pet peeve in grammar!

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penpal33 7

Would be a perfect match. He would correct other ppl's grammer while you can tell ppl how to live their lives. I love a happy ending ... :-D

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aDerangedStateOf 0

Damn.. I Wanted To Marry Snickerdoodles.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

#20, thank you. This is also my biggest grammar pet peeve. I overlook using wrong "to" or "your" or "its" frequently and even let "discusting" and all its friends slide but this gets under my skin for some reason (along with "whom" being used incorrectly). It just seems so pretentiously idiotic.

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AJG390 0

Ickk. This girl I used to be friends with told me how she had sex with her cousin.. On like three different occasions too..

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mubaki 18

hahahaha. I thought this fml was really annoying and self-centered until the last sentence. FYL

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bozodaone 0

Someone called you gorgeous, oh no!!!!! F my life!!! How can I go on!!!! It's the cousins life/head that is messed up, not yours unless this isn't the full story so I don't see what the big deal is...

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daniisme 0

cuz her cousin asked her out? dumbass. my friends dated someone who turned out to be her bro and another which was her cousin lol

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theQunit 0

yea that's what happens in Canadia I guess haha, I kid...

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zolltf 4

OH SHIT I forgot to capitalize Canadia!!!!! someone save me from the trolls!

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turkeyburger 0

grammer nazis jesus christ your on a social fun site...get the stick out your ass and relax..

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srunano 4

That was directed at #17 lmao win^^^

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aDerangedStateOf 0

I've Always Found it Fascinating How Canada Contiues To Exist. Now I Know..

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bozodaone 0

"cuz her cousin asked her out? dumbass." We have a slow one. Figure this one out for me: Guy asks girl out, girl declines, guy feels embarrassed, girl doesn't care, right? Try and connect the dots for me, how is that a bad thing for the girl in this posts situation? The guy's a freak and he got denied, he's the one who should post an FML no?

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srunano 4

There is a reply button so your comment can be directed at the right person, just pointing it out...Now, I think her life sucks because it would definitely be weird and creepy to have him as a cousin and be asked out by said cousin

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