Intimacy: Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store....

By sammy18f - 24/02/2015 03:46 - United States - Brentwood

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

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By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 05:31 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML

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By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 16:16 - United States - Smyrna

Today, while jogging in the park, a confused elderly gentleman asked me for directions, so I told him how to get to where he needed to go. He paused for a long moment, then asked me if he could eat me out. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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By why - 06/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML

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Araj_Hs 19

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:37

I hope you directed your hand to his face, and his path to the police station!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:34

Hope you then gave him directions to hell!

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xxlittlemsanime 24

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:39

Kick him in the penis and stomp his balls off OP. That must've been a horrible sight to see.

askullnamedbilly 33

Tuesday 24 February 2015 17:18

Honestly I'd be much more disturbed by someone stomping a creep's balls off than watching that creep ********** in public.

maz08 11

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:42

I hope you directed him to the sex offenders register

frostedfoster 15

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:43

Just out of curiosity.. Why did it take 5 minutes to give directions? But still, gross.

Flaming_Pandas 15

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:45

Some people are truly unworthy of their man-parts.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:23

Speaking as a man, I agree with you.

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 26 February 2015 22:27

@100 Ditto.

archery_master 9

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:55

Run as far away from him as you can

JHam12 14

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:58

what a creep. people like that should be locked up

FearDaLivingTWF 6

Tuesday 24 February 2015 23:29

It's called sex offender

gracehi 31

Tuesday 24 February 2015 13:01

I hope you ****** him up and not in the fun way.

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 24 February 2015 13:06

You should have said, "I don't know, I can't see it from here".

gracehi 31

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:31

Bazinga.

stephanyovalle 15

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:39

When a woman is harassed by a creep, should never say things like that. You don't know if the person is aggressive, might be planing to kidnap you or worst. You need to step back and if possible, scream or run to a crowded place.