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By sammy18f - 24/02/2015 03:46 - United States - Brentwood

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

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Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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By why - 06/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML

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Araj_Hs 19

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:37

I hope you directed your hand to his face, and his path to the police station!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:34

Hope you then gave him directions to hell!

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justinemalang1 14

Tuesday 24 February 2015 16:46

wait... how does one take that long to notice that much movement especially near the junk.

IWishIWasObama 12

Tuesday 24 February 2015 16:54

What directions could he have asked for that you knew takes 5 minutes to explain?

rachilio 26

Tuesday 24 February 2015 17:02

Did it take you five minutes to notice??

ViviMage 39

Tuesday 24 February 2015 17:07

Maybe he'll freeze it off in this weather. And bits aren't exactly photogenic, just functional. I hope you called the cops for indecent exposure!

noah909 6

Tuesday 24 February 2015 17:14

When in doubt whip it out.

SydLovesLacey 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 17:26

He obviously watches too much **** and thinks that shit will work in real life too. Don't ask me how I know either....

CoralineCrossXXX 13

Tuesday 24 February 2015 17:58

I'm hoping you ripped it off so he couldn't do that again. creepy as ****.

noralutter 10

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:06

call 911 hah. that's sexual harassment and public nudity.

Ariaskye 17

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:13

I would have told him that I had seen better then kicked him in the crotch. Might have taught him a lesson, one could hope...

Ethan_Anonymous 28

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:29

Wtf

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