Intimacy: Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store....

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By sammy18f - 24/02/2015 03:46 - United States - Brentwood

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

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By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 05:31 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML

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By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 16:16 - United States - Smyrna

Today, while jogging in the park, a confused elderly gentleman asked me for directions, so I told him how to get to where he needed to go. He paused for a long moment, then asked me if he could eat me out. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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By why - 06/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML

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Araj_Hs 19

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:37

I hope you directed your hand to his face, and his path to the police station!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:34

Hope you then gave him directions to hell!

Comments

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 24 February 2015 13:22

What the **** with all of the disgusting creeps lately on FML?!

Amandallynn 9

Tuesday 24 February 2015 13:24

I would have yelled, "Hey!!! PUT YOUR DICK AWAY U PERVERT!!!!" loud enuff for EVERYONE to hear

lazy_girl 12

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:22

Damn straight! Perverts like him are expecting their victims to be passive/quiet/shy... I say, screw that! Women aren't timid little mice anymore, this isn't the 1950s... we know we have the power to fight back against crap like this! I'd cause a scene, draw attention, embarrass the shit out of him... it might startle him into thinking twice about victimizing other women. I'd have to be cautious though, because you never know if he's armed with a weapon, or completely psycho... but most likely he's a coward, and would probably just run away from all the noise I'd be making.