By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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Lalalaura03 1

And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,

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jallee 1

I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.

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angela3222 0

Lol, I got cousins that live in Utah.... Yah they would do something like that...

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Hawkcody1958 1

smoking is ggrreeaaaaat

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randiZ25 0

I was thinking the same thing.. I'm seeing something peeking.. I didn't even read the comments I was just looking at the profile pic lol

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Decodedman 1

Smoking gives you an excuse to take 20x as many breaks at works than non smokers. Plus, smoking cures syphillis.

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bms1996 12

50. yes,those are the only reasons to smoke but the reasons NOT to smoke are alot more than reasons to smoke

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Anthil 0

Just saying... it's actually only illegal to BUY cigarettes in minnesota not illegal to use them. Same as most places. Go stupid laws that are broken!

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TXjuggalo972 6

isn't 44s pic violating a code of conduct rule?

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Anthil 0

It's actually only illegal to BUY cigarettes in Utah not illegal to use them under the age of 18 so... ya.... corrupt laws are fun! oh and this is fake.

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TXjuggalo972 6

isn't 44s pic violating a code of conduct rule?

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Cass3m0 0

I imagine your dad getting the call and being like "AHMIGAWD! You in trouble? >:0 Daddy to rescue! Whoooooosh! *falls* Ow."

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dragster_fml 0

dont blame your dad for youre problems idiot

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