By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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Same thing different taste

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And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,

I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.

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Acousticpixie14 6

Well, I am not masochistic or suicidal, so why on Earth would I take a cigarette from you? Oh, that's right...I wouldn't, because I actually give two ***** about my health.

I'm done talking to you. Your logic is seriously flawed. Did you even read what you wrote? "YDI for smoking." Irellevant the fact that the guy was smoking the real FML was in the fact that his dad then came along drunk to aid him. Dumbass, hope you read this before my comment is deleted by people who know I am right but reject the truth and are just plain stubborn. Oh and by the way, do you really think anyone is going to quit smoking because of your åcomment on FML? Seriously?

Looks like the apple didn't fall far from that tree.

haha i kinda had sumthin like that happen. smoke up!

How was your dad supposed to know that you were gonna be a stupid ******** and get a ticket for smoking while he was getting drunk? He didn't do anything wrong. YDI.

IHeartJimi02 0

He drove drunk to get her. I'd say that's Wong.

shadow1917 0

well most likely he was at a school smoking and the sro's prolly stopped him back when I was young and dumb tht shit happened to me all the time ( minus my dad picking me up drunk) lol but still just because the op smokes doesn't give any of u ******* a right to judge their actions we all do stupid shit get over it.

stonergirl411 0

who said ANYTHING about it being a cigarette? maybe she was smoking pot. You get a ticket for having that shit on you if its not more than an ounce.

Kinda sounds like hanna montana to me...and her awesome dad...lol

How on EARTH is that like Hannah Montana ?