By brokenhearted - 18/02/2010 09:51 - United States

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 248
You deserved it 2 875

Same thing different taste

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today's to do list: 1. hire hotshit divorce lawyer. 2. hire studly personal trainer 3. throw all his shit on to the front lawn.

The jokes on him if he thinks he can raise a child at the age of 51. He's obviously following his little head. And his girl friend is going to find out it won't be much fun when he loses half of all his money with the divorce.

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does that mean your daughter gets free tutor lessons from now on too? Glass half full.

texas_justice 0

...okay, it sucks that it was the tuitor you hired, but it was going to happen.

FYL. It's scary to think someone can fall out of love just like that... even after 25 years.

You don't know that. for all we know, the wife could be a fit lady with great posture and the tutor a chubby little snot face. Some men just like the to think that seducing a young woman means they're still young too. Kind of like cougars.

Maybe he wants to further his legacy with someone whose baby factory hasn't shut down.

teeitlong 0

Don't worry ... that sh** never lasts...

YDI for hiring a hot tutor... I mean come on... he's 51!!! Have you never seen any kind of movie involving this situation? The creepy man ALWAYS wants to sleep with the tutor babysitter housekeeper! Now what you need to do is obvious. first things first ... 3 some there are more things after this but seeing as how it's the most important I'll just leave you with that. have a happy devorce :-)

perdix 29

Looks like the hot tutor got more up than just your daughter's grades.

perdix 29

Don't worry, nobody reads my stuff -- it'll be our little secret ;)

sarcdude 3

Don't laugh!!! it's a proven possibly unrealistic theory of an annalogy that everytime you laugh at one of perdix's jokes an angel gets struck down from heaven! But probably not.

^WIN Tasteless but still made me LOL hard.

spez86 0

she brought something up but it wasn't ur duaghters grades lol