By brokenhearted - 18/02/2010 09:51 - United States

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 248
You deserved it 2 875

Same thing different taste

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today's to do list: 1. hire hotshit divorce lawyer. 2. hire studly personal trainer 3. throw all his shit on to the front lawn.

The jokes on him if he thinks he can raise a child at the age of 51. He's obviously following his little head. And his girl friend is going to find out it won't be much fun when he loses half of all his money with the divorce.

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Do your lawyer. It's a win for you, n the justice system.

xtrmtrig 0
rldostie 19

I'm sorry, that really sucks. On the bright side, she'll leave him in a few years when she realizes how much the age gap sucks and he'll be alone. when he comes back begging for forgivness, don't be afraid to be a whole lot of vindictive and slam the door in his face. be sure to get a great lawyer and take all you can. Infidelity is the only time I say take the spouse for everything they got.

In before anyone suggest a threesome. Personally, I think that's much more impressive than f1rst p0st. Cheating is always wrong and never excusable, but I always wonder what, if anything, the other spouse was doing to preserve the marriage. Surely this 50-year-old guy didn't decide he wants to deal with that age gap because everything is perfect at home.

texas_justice 0

...you make a lot of sense oh faithful one.

rldostie 19

cheating is cheating. if he wasn't happy in the marriage he should have told her and tried to fix it or filed for divorce. cheating is never excused because they're " unhappy" in the relationship. that's a cop out and immature reaction to real issues in a marriage. it also suggests that he didn't have the balls to confront her on the issues. no one gets a free pass just because the marriage is rocky and no one CAUSES someone to cheat. the cheater decided to break their marriage vows all on their own.

It doesn't matter what was happening at home, since the soon-to-be-ex chose to have an affair instead of trying to repair or improve the marriage. It's also possible that the marriage was fine, and he will screw whatever happens to be around. Don't forget that the tutor must have known that he was married, but didn't care. They deserve each other, and will eventually cheat on each other, anyway.

Maybe you missed the part where I said unequivocally that cheating is always wrong and never excusable? But everything - EVERYTHING - in a marriage involves both people. Just because she got cheated on doesn't make her a perfect wife by default. but yes, obviously the husband is a scumbag.

beer01 0

WIN for bomber! (: So true... And like he is getting a divorce duh! it's not like he stayed with her for a long time... hence, he wants a divorce soon enough to start a family. I'm sure the dude has his reasons why he's leaving the lady.

ohmygeezz 0

I agree with bomber cheating is never ok! I don't understand why cheaters can't just say "hey I'm not happy, I want out". It would be better to be hurt by the truth than hurt by a lie.

LTMcleod 0

ya, op has saggy Maggies, she coulda got plastic surgery!

ohmygeezz 0

well her husband probably had old wrinkly balls and she dealt with it. I highly doubt there is ball sack lifts so the asshole is screwed lol. we'll see how long that 24 year old broad can deal with a saggy sack before she finds a fresh one.

LTMcleod 0

true facts, except Everyman with a Johnson has a chance,it's howyou use it, it's more of a tool, like boobs are more of an magnet for the guy's tool.

ohmygeezz 0

yes but i promise you if some old dude came dangling his saggy wrinkly weiner at me I'd say hell no. even if he was good at what he did. lol

American (northern) response: Sue (it always is) American (southern) response: Kill them with your 12-gauge British response: By a dog and live happily ever after Brazilian response: Have lesbian sex with the tutor Italian response: No response (it is normal there, in fact it is expected) French response: Re-marry Spanish response: Hacer que más niños!!! .... Soy sólo en broma!!!

I'm waiting to hear the German, Native American, Russian, and Japanese responses. Let's have it, Señor Torres.

German response: Beat the tutor in a drinking competition at Oktoberfest. Native American response: Call on the mighty god Imhotep to destroy them both, if that fails set up a casino where they always lose. Russian respsonse: Put plutonium in their tea. Japanese response: Either sumo to the death, or it's a sushi delicacy related death, but it HAS TO BE TO THE DEATH! These are all jokes btw, I'm not racist, I promise :P

Awesome. Now I'm waiting for the...na, I'm just kidding. Those were good. :p You know Torres, you should do these for every FML.

dudeitsdanny 9

I just wish i could understand the Spanish one. =( Use an accurate translator next time, sir

If only Imhotep wasn't an Egyptian architect.

SarahMarie83 0

Rough translation: "Have a fuckload of kids."

Canadian response: Spinelessly apologize to both parties for 'being in their way' and then cry into your Tim Horton's mug.

hawkster90 0

Don't worry, OP. When your soon-to-be ex is an old hag (which isn't far off), the tutor will dump him for someone younger.

She'll need to trim the hedge first. If you know what I mean ;)