By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Spicy
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 146
You deserved it 7 411

Same thing different taste

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Well, I've got to admit, water balloons are pretty awesome as well.

Next time you're buying condoms, maybe you could buy him some balloons as well? Or just buy extras!

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Doesn't matter had... Wait nevermind

AnOriginalName 19

Had hot, wet fun with latex.... Balloons?

Yakostovian 18

Unless I had witnessed the "water balloons," I would be instantly suspicious he used them for their intended purpose.

HMM. VERY TRUE. Condoms are rather expensive to be used as water balloons but it's the perfect thing to say to an unsuspecting girlfriend.

flockz 19

wait people use condoms to have sex? *stares at group of lubed up weiner dog balloon animals*

JokersHQ 21

Don't know why but this made me laugh so hard XD

With what? All the condoms were used. And if he resorted to condoms that means he had no other balloons anyway.

summerguy97 16

Oral is cool. Try a 69 or anal if you're into it.

monnanon 13

still need a condom for anal though.

Okay if he can make a balloon animal out of a water-filled condom, he's pretty talented.

If water balloons are more important to him than having sex,he's got it backwards lol

JokersHQ 21

Maybe he should have mentioned that earlier...

Lol well at least he wasn't using them with "someone" else. Was this your first time together? And good job staying safe :)

you have to have a stach 2. not only the responsibility of him (y)