By lovehurts - 28/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I got a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three-foot range. FML
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somepartsareme 0

Fake, you couldn't have balls, you broke up with her over the phone.

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effed_over 0

That's why you don't do it over the phone.

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callixto_fml 3

U should be lucky in asia somewhere they castrate guys by acid id say u got off lucky u bastard!

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schvann 2

Jeez even getting hit with a paintball on the ARM is super painfull... i wonder if she broke your balls

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HRussell23 7

Wow. You shouldn't have broken up with her over the phone and you should have looked before answering the door. Dude YDI.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Ok that was a bit extreme...but two years? And you break up over the phone? That's a dick move.

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holashola 3

good on her, you sound like a knob, over the phone pfft! what is this middle school?!

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icametodance 3

Considering she's the kind of woman who will shoot him at a three for range with a paintball gun, I'd have done it over the phone too.

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doglover100 28

Crazy. You can take her to court over it.

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