Miscellaneous: Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all...

By trp007 - 07/04/2014 03:03 - United States - New Castle

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 10:38 - United States

Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML

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By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By KyngJulian - 23/04/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By trbaby - 14/02/2017 15:00 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was at a house-warming party and my friend was in her kitchen making drinks. When I was almost done with my drink, I went to take the last gulp and saw three mouse turds stuck to the inside bottom of the glass. FML

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Monday 7 April 2014 11:32

Did they work?

askullnamedbilly 33

Monday 7 April 2014 11:41

Your parents saw Q-tips in an ice tray and immediately jumped to the conclusion that you must've had a wild party over the weekend? Either you have some crazily perceptive parents, or I get a feeling this is not the first time this has happened.

Comments

Mirakledba 10

Monday 7 April 2014 13:10

ydi for being stupid

Demoniq 25

Monday 7 April 2014 13:20

FYL for getting caught OP, but YDI for not paying attention to detail! Lesson learnt for the next one if you are up for all that cleaning again... PS I believe I have committed many a perfect crime in this department #23, it is possible ;)

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 7 April 2014 13:22

YDI, it's your parents house. Have some respect for their property and don't invite people without their consentment.

gracehi 31

Monday 7 April 2014 16:56

Consentment?

parism143 28

Monday 7 April 2014 17:18

Assuming he meant consent*

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 7 April 2014 21:43

Yeah I meant consent. English is not my mother tongue :)

Shade1982 20

Tuesday 8 April 2014 13:43

Your mother's tongue? What?

amisenho 11

Friday 18 April 2014 21:37

The joke went right over your top, 91.

KiaKarma 11

Monday 7 April 2014 13:48

I'm assuming this isn't something that only happens once in a Blue Moon, considering it was your parents' first guess. But YDI, Yuengling's always get caught.

Shade1982 20

Tuesday 8 April 2014 13:41

Op probably would not be left alone if it was a regular occurrence...

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 7 April 2014 14:31

This is one of the easier YDIs. I'm sure there were other things you missed that tipped them off to the party even before they saw the sad attempt at making beer popsicles.