By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

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Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML
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Margemander 4

Why would you risk it somewhere that you're likely to get caught? Especially after lying to him?

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Tell him you were finding your contacts

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datoismyname 22

If it didn't work the first time it's not going to work the second time.

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ProhibitionRose 14

It did work the first time...when someone else said it.

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amazinghorseback 4

We got the first time saying a million times doesn't make. It funny

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astronobob 0

Better than him finding the two of you the other way around?

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astronobob 0

In this reversed situation one could say "Uh, she had a popcorn shell stuck in the back of her throat, I was helping her get it out"

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egc573 40

Well, in the reverse situation, Dad's walking in on them could have shocked her enough to clamp down. Unlikely, but not impossible. Either way, the guy would still end up on FML. The difference would ultimately be in his writing it while sitting on the curb or while sitting in the doctor's office.

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ohmandapants 16

Because not everyone has a bedroom door that locks?

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bizarre_ftw 21

They do, and then they have no need for FML

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SweetPerfectionn 3

They still should've done it while he was at least gone. I'm sure they would know if he was home at the time or if he just got there >.>

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ohmandapants 16

You and your girlfriend are pretty disrespectful. Not only did you lie to him about doing this stuff, you're doing it in his house WHILE he's home. You deserved it. Don't do that shit while the man is home.

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lucaluca_fml 2

Well, it seems you are the Angel of the family, how lucky your parents are. Good luck getting their stamp of approval or doing outdoors. What if... nevermind, you'll figure it out.

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ohmandapants 16

Who said I was an angel? I respect my family enough not to do it while they're home. It's common courtesy. But way to make yourself look like an asshole.

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lebronesque73091 12

In fairness though, who would tell the parents that they do that kind of stuff? If they did, then the parents would never leave anyway.

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foreverland16 0

I agree with ohmandapants. Just because you respect your parents doesn't make you an angel; it just makes you a respectable human being. Unfortunately society has very little of those these days.

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bizarre_ftw 21

It's social Darwinism, when people started enjoying themselves the respectful ones were unable to have sex because they were too respectful and died out. Tragic? perhaps. The makings of a Damn fun generation? Most definitely.

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ohmandapants 16

126- oh that hurts. But you know what eases the pain? All the thumbs up I have, and the thumbs down you're getting suckaaaa! You couldn't come up with a better comment? You say I'm "dumb", back it up. Ass wipe.

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smokyarthas 2

Hey uh man duh you have many thumbs down. Lmao

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alicianoar 7

How is having sex disrespectful? It's sex, they're not slaughtering babies or anything like all you retards are making out.

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ohmandapants 16

^ oh really? I would love to see your reaction the day that you walk in on YOUR kid having sex in your house. While they knew you were in the house, not even having the decency to wait for complete privacy. It's disrespectful.

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mechalharward 2

Are you saying your parents have never had sex with you in the house before? I bet they have.

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ohmandapants 16

So what? It's THEIR house not mine. I don't get what the **** is wrong with you people who think this is okay.

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XkassieX 6

I agree with not doing it in his home but damn you are a goody little girl

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Fml_FTW228 10

Look at all of you retards calling her a "good little girl" and an "angel." I don't know if you people realize this, but you're complimenting her. She does what is respectful which is ten times better than running around like retards because you think you're "cool" for doing it. You people are the reasons for all the dumb asses in the world. You can have fun, live life, and be "cool." Without being a douche bag and disrespectful to everyone, especially family members. Next time you are going to disrespect them think "Hmm... you know, if it weren't for them I wouldn't even be here right now!"

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alicianoar 7

I would not even give a ****. And it wouldn't happen because I would knock. Parents should respect their children too. If you all believe this shit, you must be scared of your parents, which definitely isn't how it should be. Just because they own the house, you think you can't have sex in your own room? What the ****?

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hellryu 20

If you still live with your parents you really shouldn't be having sex, you don't have the means to support yourself let alone a child. Safe sex is not 100% safe.

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spankymrd 0

As a new dad with a daughter and I know it takes 2 but yes your ass would have been beat!!

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cradle6 13

Be careful with assaulting minors!

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ginger212 0

Why? It's not like she was giving him head.. He just wanted to make her feel good and he was taking it slow cuz he wasn't sleeping with her.. I would've given him another pat on the back.

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Xcherrypie 16

Could have been worse... her head could've been between your thighs. Kinky shit.

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Calyx_fml 21

How is that any worse or kinkier? Oral is oral.

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toooldforthis 19

Unless they both were between each others thighs at the same time :)

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Xcherrypie 16

Ok let me re-phrase: her face between your but cheeks.

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hellokatie8 5

That made me laugh xD that would certainly leave some emotional scars xD daddy's little girl giving a lovely rim job xD

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IndianGiver 8

Haha i need that to happen to get back at my parents for their loud hanky panky

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himynamesholly 0

well. was she at least enjoying it?

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j_cat187 19

Not anymore thanks her new chastity belt.

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Enslaved 36

I guess the dad's reverse psychology speech didn't work. Lol Good for you not being manipulated like that but bad that you did it under his roof while he was home. (of course, also depending on the age of the daughter, in question)

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