By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML
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Margemander 4

Why would you risk it somewhere that you're likely to get caught? Especially after lying to him?

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braxdan50 4

Just tell him that you were giving her an australian kiss!

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Devin91 20

So much for taking it slow.

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agreedtodisagree 4

So, u did take it slowly. Not just started banging her.

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mheinrichs0508 0

Hope it tasted good!!!

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omgitsshorti 5

You're a keeper in his book.

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turbobutt11 0

Say your phone got stuck in there and only your tongue is small enough to get it out. (get ready for everyone to thumb down my comment)

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wadehuett 3

you should have never done that! waiting till married is the only way to go!!!

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paullywobbles94 4

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious... But if you are being serious, people are allowed to make their own choices. If someone wants a sexual relationship how does that really end up affecting you? If you want to (or have) wait until marriage, then that is your own personal choice, but other people have the right to do what they want with their own bodies... so how about you keep your own beliefs to yourself

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Perc_fml 2

Well you gotta start out slow, then faster and then faster and Faster FASTer FASTER FASTER GODDAMMIT

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