By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
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Tikwichka 5

Ugh, now there's an image I don't want in my head!

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gozar_fml 1

Just make sure you're not the one in walmart with short shorts.

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Phorenzix 0

okay, that's enough fatass jokes for this week. ok that does it! screw you guys i'm going home.

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Tamara2011 0

Well look i ahte when some stupid people on here say fatass go on a diet etc... well maybe the op has a thyroid problem and it stops them from losing weight learn the facts dumb asses oh op a diet and some exercise will be efficent but next time leave out the details?

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alemkau 0

thanks for putting that image in everyones minds.

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angrynegro7 16

As a black man, I never thought these words would ever come out of my mouth, but OP, that is just TOO MUCH ass for one person! On the plus side, at least you now realize that you have a problem, and can now start taking steps to fix it. Good luck. :)

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limegreenpoopie 31

If I ever got that fat, my parents would put locks on the refridgerator and put me on a vegan diet.

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sweetbeachqt826 0

what i wanna know is if its a chick who hasnt cleaned the bottom of her but in that long, or a guy.... because that changes things a little....

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wjwiv 0

cancer isnt funny, you cant control it, but you can control your weight, this person is lazy.

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