Intimacy: Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and... - FML

By Maxie-Nathanial - 23/05/2010 09:10 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML

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Same thing different taste

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

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Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

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Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

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Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

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Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

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Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

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Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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Top comments

TheUglyBassist 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:03

and how exactly was he killed?

tashbash 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:59

haha that actually sounds really cute

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sk8ergirl553 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:04

i hate this. ppl are too stupid to realize what humor is. ur luvky hav a boyfriend as to most ppl on this site. ( no offense to ppl with no bfs or gfs)

Granddragon 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:08

he should've had his penis and balls make a guest appearance on the show. he could've had one of his testicals play the evil twin brother of his other testical. oh oh! then something goes into a coma!

youthink_fml 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:39

You deserve it for dating a 12-year-old.

amazingjane 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:51

nathaniel? gay much?

ken8lk 3

Sunday 23 May 2010 21:15

LMFAO I love how right now the YDI section has 69

kekelala3 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 21:18

cute. That's not an FML

kbaker90 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 21:20

My boyfriend named mine "Optimus" and "Stephanie". Though, the skit is weird.

LifeSucks102 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 21:52

lol Nathaniel?!

Simplyjulie 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 21:53

It's always my bf....... bla bla blaaa!

johnnyg1018 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 23:01

haha

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