By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

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Moep20 24

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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Albarufus 13

Kill it before it inseminate your eggs!

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wolfhausen 7

You should go to the restroom afterwards anyways, foreign bacteria can get "up in there" or around your urethra and cause UTIs. But yes your boyfriend is an idiot.

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Posthuman 26

What is it with people and their lack of how reproduction works these days?

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klovely22 13

It's not as bad as having to explain it to a 16 year old girl. A GIRL!! She actually told me that she learned it at school.

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sairvic 2

However, you should still go pee after you have sex to prevent UTIs. It's all about your urinary health

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perdix 29

If he doesn't get it, he shouldn't be getting it.

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5524 5

My ex fiancé thought the same .. But according to him I was the dumb one bc I didn't know my body .. Smh!!

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Well it's not through the ********. It's the urethra. And where's the urethra located? Google it. Your boyfriend is still stupid for thinking that's how you avoid pregnancy though.

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dragen 2

The urethral opening is in your ******, so yes, you pee out your ******.

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chellyX92 8

But the semen does not go in the urethra and you can not get pregnant through there either. That's the point.

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french_vulpix 19

96 - No it isn't; it's bellow the ******** and above the vaginal opening. Seriously, Google.

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fadingaway 17

The urethra is right above the vaginal opening, but it's pretty far from the clit.

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