By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

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Moep20 24

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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evelynissmexy 2

You're boyfriend's worried that he'll get pregnant too? x)

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NicoleAshley10 0

he should use a condom if he doesn't want you to get pregnant

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knoxxx 22

Peeing after sex is actually a really good idea. Not to prevent pregnancy, but it helps prevent UT and yeast infections.

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alycion 38

Everyone knows that jumping jacks works better then taking a leak. Yeesh. Am I the only one thinking people should educate themselves a bit on how the human body works before having sex?

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Dracoboxer357 35

166- You're not alone there. Call me crazy, but I also thought when I was a kid that learning how to drive a car would be a good idea before I actually tried to take it for a spin around town. ;P

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unicornpower56 7

We? You and your boyfriend are each going to have a baby! Congrats on the baby's!!

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MorganXAlexander 6

The fact that you even have to explain that to him shows you're dating a moron. Another fact is you still being with him after explaining several times how ignorant he is. Out of curiosity- does he also think that sitting in a hot tub would work just in case you don't "pee out all the semen"? YDI

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bennn89 5

You could just show him the separate holes…

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katie887 2

I would say use better birth control! Especially with this dumb ****!

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S182 15

I don't think society is dumbing down... My hypothesis is that people have always been stupid... We now have better communications technologies which allows the stupidity to be shared with a greater speed to a larger audience.

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