By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

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Moep20 24

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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lilpanda4 5

You could oh I don't know not do that if he doesn't want you to be pregnant

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chellyX92 8

You can get pregnant from anal. Not as likely as vaginal sex. But the sperm can get through a membrane and find its way to an egg.

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bhogan 4

The sad part is one of the girls I'm friends with thought the same thing!

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duhbaby 10

Doesn't he give you oral? Shouldn't he know this. Tell him to pay more attention sweetie.

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EMTchic 14

Wowza you sure know how to pick 'em don't you ???

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omart3 6

So, you don't pee out of your ******, then where the heck from? Please let me know so I can know not to say something stupid in the future!

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fantasyworld 37

We pee out of our urethra which is above the vaginal opening.

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ViviMage 39

Pee and semen come out the same hole for him.... And at any rate, urination after sex prevents a yeast infection. Maybe just play along. Or find him a medical textbook photo!

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bnp395 6

OMG my boyfriend did the same thing 2 weeks ago.... lol boys can be stupid.

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bnp395 6

.....seriously?! Girls can be stupid sometimes to. But in this case it's the boys being stupid. No reason to take offense.

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Frank_H83 6

you girls need to start a screening process before y'all sleep with these guys lol....

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bnp395 6

It's because my boyfriend is difficult and doesn't think he needs to use protection cause I'm on the pill.

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jim_bolicious 4

I used to think like that too.... when I was kid

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Miss_Lisaa 16

WTF did I just read ? No, you can not get pregnant from anal ! No membrane or anything. That is the base. Anal sex = No babies.

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