By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

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Moep20 24

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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maddiewoah 15

Okay everyone, here's a sex-ed lesson for you all. And yes, I say "all," because there are some dumb girls out there who don't know this about their own bodies (i.e. my niece). Women have 3 holes down there. The urethra (aka the hole that they PEE out of), the ****** (aka the hole that BABIES come out of), and the anus (...if you don't know what comes out of this one, get off the internet). Men only have one tube for pee and semen, but a woman's urethra is right above her ******.. relatively tiny hole. Does this help you guys? :P

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raawrtastic 1

His reason may be stupid and wrong, but you should still pee after sex. Otherwise you risk getting a UTI.

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crazyaces89 7

Technically it's recommended you use the bathroom after sex because it helps prevent you from getting a uti. So he isn't completely wrong. Just doesn't know a woman's anatomy for crap.

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mandydotcom1 0

I know a guy who thought that. he made it to his Freshmen year at college thinking that. He didn't believe me either. Try pictures from a credible source

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NaidaBiersack 4

I'm a 15 year old girl, and i didn't know this. Thank you, parents.

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outoftown 26

#148, I gave you a thumbs up for the well-directed and well-deserved sarcasm.

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Roxas2898 4

Damn........did you get the warranty?

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AsianAdvent 2

Why don't you just use protection so that you don't have to waste time explaining common sense to someone who lacks it, OP?

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ulis_fml 6

The damn commies man! It's an ingenious plan really; they start by gradually causing a decline in intelligence throughout our society by funding shows such as jersey shore and all of MTV really! After this phase they preceded to take over America! Those ingenious bastards! (Sarcasm and rage humor for those who can't tell)

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