By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

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Moep20 24

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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merryhappy1887 20

Ok we'll my ex used to always tell me to go pee after sex cause its supposed to flush out everything inside you (like bacteria and semen) so you don't get infections and some guys think its good enough to prevent pregnancy which is stupid but apparently your man ate the whole stupidity cake lol.

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S182 15

Some girls believe douching with soda is a good way to prevent babies. Some girls believe that douching with cranberry juice will prevent/treat a UTI. It's not that guys are stupid, people are stupid.

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nicnpeachy 11

If he is that dumb, I don't see why you would want a child with him. Be smart and use protection!!!

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traveler_ghost 12

you know, there are other forms of contraception. such as, NOT having sex with an idiot

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madgrinchhatter 12

Wait then where does it come from? Jk

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CharresBarkrey 15

If it was anal, he wouldn't be worried about her getting pregnant.

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LaBooskie 1

If he's that stupid, why are you still sleeping with him.

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jesustitts 20

If he doesn't want to get OP pregnant he should invest in condoms.

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