By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

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Moep20 24

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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neoamaru_fml 8

I keep wondering how you losers end up with even dumber boyfriends...this world is unfair and is running out of intelligent people...YDI

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fanaticdragon 10

Condoms, Birth Control pills, femidoms. So many methods of contraception. How difficult is it to use even ONE?

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itsucksomg 6

no offense but your boy friend is an idiot...are you sure u wanna hang on to him for a couple more months???

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Ms_Jessie22 8

To be fair, urine and semen do come out of the same orifice on males

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LisaLove70 3

This is true and some guys aren't the brightest crayons in the box so, I guess I can see why some would not realize there is a difference! Lol

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Frank_H83 6

Sounds like someone started having sex to soon. Take him back to sex ed...

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untamable_mare 4

What a re re! lol Men are so dense sometimes!

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greatfirstdate 18

FYL, but there is some truth to that. I mean, the fact that it's good to pee right after sex. I got a bladder infection after having sex with my boyfriend too often, and turns out if you go to the bathroom right after sex, it drastically reduces your chances of getting an infection. Even if you're sitting on the toilet and just manage to force a few drops out, it helps. Hope you read this! Lol, this is something I had to figure out myself because they don't teach this shit in sex ed XD

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AtomicRebirth 11

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the future of America.

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