By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

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Moep20 24

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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Crazydevil_fml 0

wait. u really don't pee out the ******? where do u pee out of then?

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outstandtacular 11

Google would have saved you from sounding like an idiot.

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Dracoboxer357 35

21- Well, google might have saved him this one time. I have a feeling in general, he still has a long way to go. ;)

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DocBastard 38

Crazydevil - Google "urethra". I'm sure you'll find some helpful diagrams.

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doctorhook86 24

225: The urethra is a part of the area people call "the pussy", but the thing actually called "a ******" is a separate specific thing that plays no role in peeing. Google.

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KiddNYC1O 20

You're 21... It's about time you were informed.

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shadowsorel 15

I posted that as a joke. Please accept my sincere apologies. By the way, I'm 19.

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KiddNYC1O 20

There really should be a sarcasm/joke font. Hehe.

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Welshite 39

Okay I can understand his initial confusion, but explaining it FIVE times to him? That just makes him an idiot.

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deusbag 5

Lost faith in humanity upon reading this

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S182 15

Rape, faith in humanity maintained. Murder? Yep... Still have faith... Adultery? Who gives ****. .. Wait, a guy i dont know didnt know where a woman's piss comes from? It must be the end times...

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

I think he needs a diagram lol

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sannah_fml 8

Your boyfriend's last name doesn't happen to be Akin, does it?

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doodlecloud 26

I agree, it sucks that your dating a dumbass. However, you kinda deserve it for not already realising he was a dumbass and you definitely deserve it if you weren't using any other form of protection.

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jellyD 1

Op, sadly we 'muricans are quite ignorant in many and especially sexual areas. I cry for the USA daily as I read and hear these and other stories. My best to you!

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lacespace 8

Speak for yourself shit head. I know my ****.

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annie_nk 22

Not every FML is from America. And for the love of God, we aren't all helplessly stupid.

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lacespace 8

Indeed, but thank you for supporting the stereotype. Along with being an America yourself degrading Americans, really deepening the retardation factor.

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ulis_fml 6

Lacespace you are the type of person who makes Americans look like morons.

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robin23 8

apparently 'muricans don't like to be talked down on

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jazzyjazz23 9

I wouldn't have sex with him if I were you. What if you get pregnant and your kids come out like him.

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jesustitts 20

It's a little late to think of that. She already had sex with him.

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jazzyjazz23 9

What I meant was that I wouldn't keep on having sex with him. She hasn't stated that she is pregnant so it's not too late.

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saffy66 34

I sure hope she isn't pregnant because I think they're both wading in the shallow end of the gene pool.

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