By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML
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cmc9540 4

what do you mean you didn't recognize it. it was in YOUR purse which would mean YOU put it in there which means YOU should know what it is. I don't understand how you didn't recognize it.

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lionandthelamb61 9

idiot. how would you no know that wa in there?

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ballar429 0

that's just stupidity

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Arsonnist 3

That flashlight kind of did the exact opposite of what it was supposed to. Not so cute anymore, is it?

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OwNowBrownCow 0

How did you manage to spray you and your dad before realizing it's not a flashlight? And if it was a flashlight, why would you turn it on?

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perdix 29

You apply a flashlight to your lips to make them look pretty? No wonder you're stuck dating your old, crippled dad!

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SarahBearXoX 0

Haha perdix, you are a legend. As an addition to your winful comment, the only reason her father stays with her is because she flashes him with her 'flashlight' whenever he trys to leave.

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4evanucks 0

button for lipstick ehh?? das not cool mann...try not to aim the 'lipstick' in ur dads face next time! total FML tho..u must b bummed:(

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

No, not "button for lipstick." Button for flashlight. Did you even read the FML? -.-

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FTWisRIGHT 0

At least you shared the pain. :'3 Ahh, pepper spray.

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cmc9540 4

what do you mean you didn't recognize it. it was in YOUR purse which would mean YOU put it in there which means YOU should know what it is. I don't understand how you didn't recognize it.

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SeedlessMe 13

exactly what I was thinkin! And in an effort to not repeat comments, I'll just agree with you here =)

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tiffyxmac 0

lol did he cuss you out?

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xxElle 0

so.. u reached into ur bag for lipstick.. but u found your "flashlight" and used that? I'm confused..

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kybabyy 4

You deserve it. 1. Pepper spray is much thicker than lipstick, so why did you grab it? 2. Pepper spray does not look similar to flashlights. 3. Supposing the lighting was dim, why would you check your flashlight at dinner? 4. Pepper spray has a little safety lock- you have to slide the button over before pressing it down. Completely different mechanism from a flashlight. I'm sure I missed about a hundred points, but I think it's safe to say you are retarded, op.

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