By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
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perdix 29

I'd call you Neither Noor, and you could call me Either Ore.

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TheMaster15 10

My first name is Forrest, I'm sure you can all guess what my last name usually gets to be haha

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kittytub 12

little lauren is mine. :P

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perdix 29

I'd call you Neither Noor, and you could call me Either Ore.

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ilovesarcasm 18

There is an actual welcome doormat that say "Hi, my name is Matt!" Buy one, place it outside your door and invite them over. Live it up and take the wind out of their sails.

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GothickNihilist 15

Mine was Casher(surname) the unfriendly ghost, due to my lack of pigment, as well as my antisocial nature.

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dragonmonkey 9

Sounds to me like the nickname is more of a commentary on their perception of their daughter's personality than it is of your person.

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shutterbug_brit 1

Don't know why you got down voted. Sounds legit to me.

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Warden1986 16

In my neighborhood, if we don't give you a nickname, that means we don't like you. Perhaps their the same way.

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