By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
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perdix 29

I'd call you Neither Noor, and you could call me Either Ore.

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TheMaster15 10

My first name is Forrest, I'm sure you can all guess what my last name usually gets to be haha

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sarah6786 14

My last name is Rai (pronounced "rye") so obviously everyone calls me Rye bread.

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mrperspire 4

Ignore too much and it's rude. Cater too and your a push over. Find that middle ground. It'll get better.

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drkate25 30

My brother's name is Matt. When my mom had him she wrote in the announcement "Matt-with 2 t's, not something you step on"

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TheMathMajor 26

I knew someone named Brie and everyone would call her "Brie, like the cheese" XD

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sharksfan48 13

Haha your lucky to have such cool gf parents. Mine call me "Dalmation" because of a birth mark my gf HAD to show...

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