Miscellaneous: Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest...

By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

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By fuuuudge - 19/08/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML

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By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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By igiveup - 21/06/2012 18:19 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

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You deserved it 3 251

By str3tch - 03/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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By biblepain - 28/03/2015 02:12 - United States - Tucson

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 25 September 2012 16:30

I'd call you Neither Noor, and you could call me Either Ore.

TheMaster15 10

Tuesday 25 September 2012 17:17

My first name is Forrest, I'm sure you can all guess what my last name usually gets to be haha

Comments

olpally 32

Tuesday 25 September 2012 17:59

58- get your mind out of the gutter... Lol.. Seriously, I do eat cheese pizza all the time. Lol.

dougiewhale 6

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:01

Snoop dougie Doug

Nanael_fml 4

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:05

Well now you know ALWAYS be yourself don't try to empress anyone if they don't like you for you fuckit life goes on

Baby_girl101 4

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:12

Poor guy. lol

beccaishereyay 11

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:17

Becker the Necker :(

themarshal_fml 6

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:18

Adrian became Aids. I've had that nickname since I was 5, and neither my family nor friends call me by my real name anymore. I know it's not a pun, but it's a horrible nickname none the less.

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:19

Nothing wrong with a bit of FemDom. :P

TrueTriage 16

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:24

Nik the Stick... Doesn't work anymore now I've filled out.

holyshitbatman 20

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:29

yeah but if you were more agressive&stood your ground, there's a chance theyd call you a controlling asshat. some parents are NEVER happy with their childs choosen mate. sorry op!