By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
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perdix 29

I'd call you Neither Noor, and you could call me Either Ore.

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TheMaster15 10

My first name is Forrest, I'm sure you can all guess what my last name usually gets to be haha

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krob92 4

thats not even a good nickname, like what, did that take 5 minutes?

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ShannonBitt 29

Well I hope your name is at least Matt.

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OhLohd111 11

Kids called me synchia (as in I was a synch to beat at all the playground games). Good thing that didn't stick...

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CadillacPimpen 6

My name is Zechariah I'd like to see some one "spice" that up....

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rick159 12

Ummm....she doesn't respect you either. Dude set her free.

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