By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
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perdix 29

I'd call you Neither Noor, and you could call me Either Ore.

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TheMaster15 10

My first name is Forrest, I'm sure you can all guess what my last name usually gets to be haha

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challan 19

Lucky Duckie was mine :) which went downhill as I got older... I'm sure you can imagine the things that rhyme with Duckie.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Last name Sandri -> Sandman. Since I'm a big Metallica fan, just pop an Enter on the front of my nickname and you've got a perfect user name.

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Grimmerie 31

My name's Murphy, and since I'm so short tons of people call me Smurph.

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merimar3 4

She's gonna walk all over you!!!! Sorry OP :/

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Enslaved 36

My last name is Falcon so watch out! I can truly falcon punch you!

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bteundeadmidget 5

12 my last name is story they call me sorry story because I say sorry a lot.

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howrudoin 11

Howard stern, howard the duck, howie mandel, how-ar-udoin, Just to name a few...

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lovepandorasaver 11

You need to get one of those "go away" doormats before they come over again.

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kegande 0

My name is Kegan pronounced like Keegan, my nickname was keegs-stone-lite because when I was in high school I always had natty light to drink lol

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cynical4life 4

Laugh it off.. Tell em your really cool with a sense of humor and share some of your own.... Your daughter;new victim of my **** slaughter;)

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