Intimacy: Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my...

By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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Black_Gothic_101 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:30

i would have been like "well, go suck your momma's then, bitch" and just walk away. second!!

Glennbert 1

Monday 1 March 2010 12:29

Time for a new boyfriend!

Comments

alicia_was_here 3

Monday 1 March 2010 21:12

YDI for being an attention *****. you apparently didnt realize your boobs arent that great at all, seeing how he noticed his own mothers before his bratty girlfriend. he didnt look within the first 30 seconds so you should have stopped. your embarrassing yourself.

iraq24 2

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:32

somewhat mean but the truth

jussdatkid 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:25

damn lol

DeedaLynn 3

Monday 1 March 2010 21:27

why is he comparing you to his mama? yuck

frannnyyyyy 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:12

you should of asked him why he's looking at his mom's ****....

yurifreak8 4

Monday 1 March 2010 22:21

screw him

SSA_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:48

You deserve it for trying to get attention like that.

cboisen10 1

Monday 1 March 2010 23:19

ydi for having small ****

D_Marquisa1 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:30

Why must you play with your *******?And then why for TEN MINUTES? If you gotta beg for attention like that then I think you got some issues.

TheMajekalBum 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:49

Ok, my gf used to try to get my attention the same way....all the time. Got quite old, maybe try something more risqué to get his attention or realize you can't have his attention 24/7. His comment was harsh but clearly ment as a hint to either suggustions I made or atleast along those lines. I also agree with guys not having sex on their mind 24/7, atleast mine isn't. If he likes you he'll show you or tell you. If you have to "fish" for this affermation then move on.